Martial arts

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Ozzie bloke sitting at the bar having a quiet drink. Looks up at the clock and its almost 3pm.

A little Asian guy bursts through the door ...Waves his hands around and says HaaaYaaa and the Ozzie blokes on the floor out cold. When he comes too he staggers to the bar and the bartender says ...he said to to tell you that was Judo from Japan.

next day ... the same Ozzie bloke sitting at the bar. Glances at the clock and its almost 3.....

A little Asian guy bursts through the door ...Waves his hands around and says HaaaYaaa and the Ozzie blokes on the floor out cold. When he comes too he staggers to the bar and the barkeep says ...he said to to tell you that was Karate from Korea

next day ... the same Ozzie bloke sitting at the bar. Glances at the clock and its dead on 3pm.....

A little Asian guy bursts through the door ...Waves his hands around and says HaaaYaaa and the Ozzie blokes on the floor out cold. When he comes too he staggers to the bar and the bartender says ...he said to to tell you that was Kung-fu from China.

next day ... 3pm ....

A little Asian guy bursts through the door ...Waves his hands around and says HaaaYaaa then a thud. When the little Asian bloke wakes up ...he staggers to the bar. The bartender says ......




The ozzie bloke said to tell you .....





that was a hunk of 4x2 from the back of his ute !!!